Mister Biggs

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  My Favourite Squirrel.

  by Englishman in

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  her ladyship, together with my sons, is a squirrel.

  i am a minimalist, a lover of the understated, a liker of pastilles and stainless steel.

  she is a lover of coal fires, clutter and cosiness.

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  I feed the squirrel's near my apartment building.
  One comes right up to my feet as I exit my car.
  Another one jumps on the hood of my car. I think he's posessed.

  I, however, do not feed the Trolls.
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  Shunned from Sister's wedding reception CONCLUSION

  by Quotes in

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  for part 1:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=23578&site=3.

  for part 2:.

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  Our congo locks the doors during meetings.
  It's supposed to keep the "loop-jobs" out...or perhaps they're locked to keep the "loop-jobs" in???
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  Attn: Cookie lovers. (Hehehehe!)

  by LoneWolf in

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  just received this email from my cousin and had a good laugh.

  sometimes it don't pay to be too hoity-toity!

  lonewolf.

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  Sorry to be the rainer of this parade BUT this is a hoax.
  It's also been floating around the net for years.
  However, the recipe may still create a delicious cookie (I'm not sure, though).

  http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/expensivecookie.htm

  The Truth: This is one of the classic urban legends. It has circulated for decades and various versions have named different restaurants and hotels, although one of the most common versions says it happened at Neiman-Marcus.
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  What Counts As Knowledge

  by HildaBingen in

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  engrish has thrown down the gauntlet by insulting my people about iq.

  besides fact that iq bogus, engrish overlook nother fact.. what is intelligence?

  what is knowledge?

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  Instead of talking about "university degrees", have you considered sticking to Junior High School?
  That's where they teach you how to spell properly.
  (And, so as not to confuse you, that's spell properly NOT spell the WORD 'properly').

  I live in a shack and I poop in an outhouse.
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  HEY, BILL BOWEN ...

  by revdrjohnson in

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  sorry i can't be with you next friday, but my prayers are with you.

  a friend of mine on another list made a suggestion that i thought was worth passing along.

  i'll let him speak for himself:.

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  Rev-

  It's cool that you posted that here.
  Anyone who has ever watched Dateline knows that they try to film things on the sneak tip.

  The GB and all their lawyers are not so stupid as to think or assume that Bill Bowen and Dateline wouldn't try to sneak some cameras in.

  Come on, target. Don't you think that the WTS already thought of that?
  Do you really think that they read this post and said, "Gee! I'm glad revjohnson posted that idea. Otherwise, we would've never thought about it..."

  Chill out...It will all work out.
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  Last Week's Book Study: ``Drunkards of Ephraim&...

  by Room 215 in

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  how many of you who enjoyed the ``privilege'' of attending last week's study in the isaiah book managed to get through the material that purports to unlock the identity of the true ``drunkards of ephraim" (isa: 28) on pages 289-293 without at least a smirk, much less breaking out into laughter?.

  hmmm... let's see ... let's look for clues as to the identity of these guys... ``they've wandered about as a result of intoxicating liquor;'' gone astray in their seeing'' ``they've reeled as to decision.

  '' sound familiar to any of you who can't keep up with whether the inhabitants of sodom are coming back in the resurection, or those of you who can't figure just which generation is the one in which the son of man will put in a return appearance?.

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  I attended. I read for the group. Yet, somehow, I've learned to tune it all out.
  I did, however, hold back laughter at all of the pictures with the political and religious leaders shaking hands. I especially liked how an elderly "sister" commented on the Pope at the U.N.: "Isn't that the U.N. symbol behind [the Pope]? See? They turn to the Wild Beast for support".

  If only she knew who else turns to the so-called Wild Beast...

  I live in a shack and I poop in an outhouse.
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  The best REMAKE of all times....

  by LDH in

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  original artist: the temptations.

  remake artist: george michael.

  song: papa was a rolling stone.

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  Original Artist: James Taylor
  Remake Artist: The Isley Brothers
  Song: Fire and Rain
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  Personal mailing list

  by mikepence in

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  some people have expressed an interest in keeping up with my writing endeavors.

  i have setup a mailing list to that end, http://www.smartgroups.com/group/group.cfm?gid=1361506.. stop by and sign up if you are interested.. thanks,.

  mikey pence

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  Thanks, Mike!
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  Circuit Assembly Notes

  by Mister Biggs in

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  hello, everyone.. i somehow managed to endure a circuit assembly this past weekend.

  the two positives that came out of it are:.

  1) i can easily beat any test of endurance and.

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  Mister Biggs

  I clap the loudest on Sunday after the concluding talk...because it's FINALLY over!!!
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  Circuit Assembly Notes

  by Mister Biggs in

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  hello, everyone.. i somehow managed to endure a circuit assembly this past weekend.

  the two positives that came out of it are:.

  1) i can easily beat any test of endurance and.

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  Matty-
  The pool at Buckingham (PA) is openly next to the dining area. Everyone claps after each dip, just as you said. Also, everyone claps right after the baptism talk prayer and also as soon as the baptism song is over, everyone claps. Jw's are some clapping fools! LOL!

  seedy3-
  I, too, tried to find that quote and as of today, I haven't found it either. They mention nothing about JW's. So, the question is, where does this quote actually exist, if at all?